superficial

  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I think they saw her coming

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Malarkey sold here

  3. just here for laughs

    Here’s the gist of that: “Lady if you go back to Ahhhnold, history will repeat itself – now that will be $500 please”

  4. Contusion

    “Hi, do you do soulmate readings in Espanol?

  5. it had to be said

    He’s cheating on you! Oh. Right. Never mind.

  6. Josephus

    Please tell me “chakra” is a word for midget…

  7. This is the only Psychic that matters:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/14/GARY_SPIVEY_03-340_281.jpg[/img]

    Gary Spivey.

  8. Pierce Bronzetan

    “I see a child that’s not yours in your future…”

  9. Abby Normal

    “In the future you should employ a Maid that is less Merry.”

  10. Cock Dr

    Can’t tell if that’s a smile or a snarl.

  11. Captain Obvious

    Guess they told her how hes gonna die.

  12. mim

    What a pussy! Go for the good stuff, Palo Mayombe! But shhhhh, keep it a secret cause it’s a big secret. shhhhhh, and trendy.

  13. cc

    Wheel of Life?! Shit got serious.

  14. El Jefe

    Guess even Hollywood has hopped on the bath salts trend.

  15. “Yes, he’s had other children by different women. No—I didn’t see it in the cards. Jane Seymour told me. We’ve been tight since she did that Bond movie.”

  16. popwilleatitself

    Catholics are so superstitious.

  17. Maria was just advised that “No, this isn’t CBS News.”

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