1. diego

    For fuck’s sake, I’m NOT Topher Grace, you idiots!

  2. Josephus

    (just realized he’s late for Officer Sexy and his colleagues over at Tom Cruise’s place)

  3. Hi there, little gay fella.

  4. Gentlemen's press

    Barton’s been douchimised.

  5. Captain Obvious

    So this is what it feels like to shit yourself in public. Noted.

  6. cc

    Not liken’ the Canucks new logo I guess.

  7. El Jefe

    Shit, Tom’s at the Blue Oyster Bar already, I can’t miss my flight.

  8. 805fatty

    why is Bud Bundy coming to mind?

  9. “Goddamnit, I’m in a shitty mood and feel like whoopin’ some ass. Where the hell is that Snooki person?”

  10. Say what you will about the guy, he’s got taste.

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