For fuck’s sake, I’m NOT Topher Grace, you idiots!
(just realized he’s late for Officer Sexy and his colleagues over at Tom Cruise’s place)
Hi there, little gay fella.
Barton’s been douchimised.
So this is what it feels like to shit yourself in public. Noted.
Not liken’ the Canucks new logo I guess.
Shit, Tom’s at the Blue Oyster Bar already, I can’t miss my flight.
why is Bud Bundy coming to mind?
“Goddamnit, I’m in a shitty mood and feel like whoopin’ some ass. Where the hell is that Snooki person?”
Say what you will about the guy, he’s got taste.
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