Move that cup !
Might as well unbutton the blouse while she’s at it.
And then eighty-six the brassiere…
Judging by her recent shape, hat’s not a coffee with cream, it’s a cream with cream.
…And she still wouldn’t waste her piss on you even if she wasn’t famous. Feel safe in that knowledge and continue to jerk it to the Justin Bieber impersonators.
And I guarantee she’s in better shape than you.
I’m with you, Tony. I think she’s cuter than a speckled pup and I would give a week’s paycheck to see what’s under that blouse. If I had a job.
Only in Hollywood do you see some celeb carrying a 55 gallon designer purse that could hide a dead body; and in one hand car keys, cell phone and all that other shit you carry a purse for …
Skip the whipped milk, I’ll add that myself.
Mama I want some more milk
I like her so giving her 6 months to get back within 10% of her old weight. (I’m a realist and she’s no Jessica Alba.) But after that…
Let her down eaaasy bro! You can’t just shatter a girl’s hopes like that! At least let her hang out with you in the basement as friends. I’m sure your mom would be OK with it.
My mom’s dead. Died 8 years ago. But you didn’t know that. And if you really believe I’d make fun of a woman for having a baby and all the crap that comes with it you’re dead wrong. I would like her to get back to her original shape. But I’m sure so would she.
Her makeup looks very pretty.
I’d love to know what blush and lip colour she’s wearing, it’s so pretty.
Try M.A.C. lipstick in Syrup.
I just googled it, that’s a really good match, thanks! I also think Lustering and Lovelorn are pretty close too.
Yep, she is definitely coming for us.
“If you zoom in on the picture, you can see that it clearly says ‘Lauren’ on the coffee cup. Indicating that this is not, in point of fact, Hilary Duff, but a lookalike, a double, a decoy meant to distract us from whatever the real Hilary Duff is doing. And it’s not even a very good decoy. Or are we supposed to believe that Hilary Duff lost 20 pounds in a week?” – Oliver Stone
Damn, what a beautiful face!
Still disguising the Ben and Jerry’s as coffee I see.
All I see is gorgeous.
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