superficial

  1. AndrewMacCloud

    You see Prime Minister ,when i was in my prime i looked a lot better…

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “I allwaze loff cooming beck to my homeland of Austria.”
    “Ahem, uh, Mr. Schwarzenegger we’re actually in Australia.”
    “Vhatevah. Send a maid to my room at vahnce. Send eight.”

  3. caley

    “No seerioussly, vere is de reeal breakfasst?!”

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Let me see how you eat da fruit. Do you use your mouth or your hands first? HA. HA. HA.”

  5. Skippy86

    “My ex maria has a little extra chin if you want it?”

  6. “Do my laundry, and I vil bend you over my Nazi sofa.”

  7. “Bitchasshookersayswhat?”

  8. Maria’s looking pretty used up, but this new one isn’t really much of an improvement.

  9. und affter deh sink, do you scrub deh toiletz?
    like deh bowelz und deh rimz and so forth and so on?

  10. Julia Gillard is a lying, misandrist piece of shit. Given Arnold’s history, I bet she hates his guts.

  11. SMB

    …arnold’s fruit is erect.

  12. Quasi

    I’m waiting for her to crawl up on his back and start yelling “Master Blaster runs Bartertown!!”

  13. “It is a pleasure to have you with us Mr Schwarzenegger.”
    “Thank you ugly prostitute! I can’t vait to see vaht you do wit dis fruit!”

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