He looks like Ozzy, but he pees like Sharon.
Why do you never see Ozzy and Kelly in the same room … Hmm.
I’d bang that brunette before the the purple haired one.
Kelly is no real treat, but at least she has tits! That…er…GUY is a fucking mess from the word “Go.”
the brunette has better hair to pull while slapping that tight bun…oh never mind
How does Ozzy feel about his daughter dating Weird Al Yankovic?
So, Kelly Osbourne is dating one of Rainbow Brite’s friends?!
Tiny Tim is looking much healthier these days
I see she hasn’t gotten over her self-esteem issues yet.
Another example of young love that probably won’t last long enough for us to tire of making fun of it.
I think she’s starting to pork up again. Time for another band adjustment.
” So when can your dad come over to my parents house and listen to my band?”
“Okay, just one more pic, but then we REALLY need to get to our LARP session!”
She looks pregnant to me. His hair would look better on her head but he has a face that is reminiscent of the grinch.
Hold on to her Matthew. She’s rich and obviously not very choosy.
I like Kelly.
Role model my ass. If that’s the best she can do, she should have stayed fat.
In a graveyard somewhere in New Jersey, Joey Ramone is getting his baseball bat…
Oh, sweetie. Never date someone who puts more shit in his hair than you do.
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