superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    He looks like Ozzy, but he pees like Sharon.

  2. vandinz

    Why do you never see Ozzy and Kelly in the same room … Hmm.

  3. I’d bang that brunette before the the purple haired one.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    How does Ozzy feel about his daughter dating Weird Al Yankovic?

  5. caley

    So, Kelly Osbourne is dating one of Rainbow Brite’s friends?!

  6. Dirk Diggler

    Tiny Tim is looking much healthier these days

  7. George P Burdell

    I see she hasn’t gotten over her self-esteem issues yet.

  8. Cock Dr

    Another example of young love that probably won’t last long enough for us to tire of making fun of it.

  9. Matt

    I think she’s starting to pork up again. Time for another band adjustment.

  10. Skippy86

    ” So when can your dad come over to my parents house and listen to my band?”

  11. “Okay, just one more pic, but then we REALLY need to get to our LARP session!”

  12. Tennessee Tuxedo

    She looks pregnant to me. His hair would look better on her head but he has a face that is reminiscent of the grinch.

  13. Hold on to her Matthew. She’s rich and obviously not very choosy.

  14. angerinside

    Role model my ass. If that’s the best she can do, she should have stayed fat.

  15. Pine Table Fever

    In a graveyard somewhere in New Jersey, Joey Ramone is getting his baseball bat…

  16. Oh, sweetie. Never date someone who puts more shit in his hair than you do.

Leave A Comment