One way to avoid the sleepless nights, diapers, and bottles is to just give birth to a 9 year-old.
…this really made me laugh.
Hey, back in the good old days women covered up this ugly shit with big maternity tops. They need to bring them back ’cause this stuff is painful to look at!
Is it just me, or has she been pregnant for the last 15 months? Feels like it right?
Just because it fits doesn’t mean you should actually wear it.
Just because you can get into it doesn’t mean it actually fits!
You’d look pissed too if you had Johnsonville Brats for fingers.
Like many inexperienced hunters on the savannah, she learned the hard way that you never look directly into the eyes of a water buffalo.
Fresh off filming her new series for ABC: ‘Whale Town’.
“YOU LYING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my fucking records back!”
Paul Giamatti’s Rhino costume for Spider-Man 2 looks a LOT more realistic with the CGI. I can actually see the hunger in his eyes.
EVERY time a pic of this beast pops up I bust up laughing out loud. Every time!
…i know, right??? the most hilariously uncomfortable pregnant chick ever…
I pity the fool who holds her hand during child birth.
I don’t think she’s clenching hard enough.
That poor vagina. *sniff sniff*
She looks mad enough to smack around some Samsonite luggage.
“May I interest you in a nice bunch of bananas?”
Uh oh! It looks like Busy Philipps has swelled up and is about to sumo wrestle some poor woman to show her dominance.
Blowing up like a Kardashian.
“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint…”
“Fuck off, I’m full.”
“Oh Sir, it’s only a tiny, little, thin one…”
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