Ashton Kutcher in London. (June 13, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
A man so distracted by deleting his hate mail, he doesn’t realize he’s about to hit the wall.
“google maps says ‘gropecunt lane’ is around here somewhere…man a picture of that is gonna kill on twitter”
“A surprise party for me?! Google Maps says his place is right around here somewhere! I wonder what BYOG means? And what kind of name is Photo-Boy!?
“Dear Diary: How come no one likes me?”
Mail from Demi….delete.
“Siri, how can I kill two women and make it look like an accident?”
“Siri, where am I?”
*beep beep* “You are in doucheville.”
“How do I get out?”
*beep beep* “Kill yourself.”
Trying so hard to look like every other normal guy in the world…and then there are the $1800 shoes.
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