Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills. (June 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Oh good, they put a yolk on it.
Yolks on her! We’ve already seen where her baby will out out of!
Thought that was a cowbell around her neck. A missed opportunity.
Somewhere, a hotel room ceiling fan is missing its tassel.
soft kitty, warm kitty, little teat of fur…
It didn’t take Kanye long to gnaw through his tether and escape.
Is this the first photo posted on The Superficial in 3-D?!
Her stomach follows me wherever I go!
I can’t decide whether she looks more like a Weeble or a Russian egg doll.
Sudden distaste for olives.
aint gonna lie , Them titties look juicy
You had your chance, Ray Jay.
I’d imagine that those nipples are the size of Village Inn pancakes. But with more hair.
Guy in the background, its funny till it shits on you.
Ugly, just plain ugly
In every picture like this, there’s a black guy in the background who isn’t Kanye.
I would have opted for a big, copper bell, but a tassel will do, especially since it’s not attached to her areola.
Golden water buffalo tail, to shoo the flies away.
She looks like you could put a toothpick through her and toss her into a giant martini.
That baby must be exhausted. Stay home for a day. Eat some pickles and ice cream, Take a day off once every couple of years. Think about the kid every so often instead of your career and your photo ops and you you you.
“Excuse me…Do you have anything bigger than an SUV to carry around my fat,bloated, untalented,sex tape making, pregnant ass?”
I wonder if kanye thought of his album name after seeing pregnant kim kardashian YEEZUS!
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