superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Don’t look her in the eyes. It could be mistaken as a sign of aggression and she’ll charge.
    Outrunning shouldn’t be much of a problem just do not fall down. If you fall down you’re dead.

  2. maoix

    I’m sure I’ve fought this end boss in at least 2 video games. If I recall, its weakness is mullets.

  3. What’s the opposite of Photoshop?

  4. How is she not bed-ridden?

  5. j/k

    So Godzilla is a transvestite now?

  6. FEE FI FO FUM!

  7. That dress looked a little different when Angelina Jolie wore it. As in completely different and unrecognisable.

  8. those heels must be made of Adamantium.

  9. ultra

    Which Kartrashian is this one?

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Where’s Sarah Palin in her helicopter when you need her?

  11. You’ve got her and Lena Dunham in the same city. Where are The Avengers when you need them?

  12. Disturbing thought of the day: Someone fucks that.

  13. When I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter, I see her, then I see her hot daughter, then I see her again and I feel totally confused.

  14. I’m looking for the National Geographic tag on her.

  15. “Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go “Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!” They judge me before they even know me – that’s why I’m better off alone… “

  16. How has nobody harpooned this fat, nasty whale yet?

  17. GILF

    Gross, It Looks FiveHundredPounds.

  18. Kanye

    I be rubbin one out right now.

  19. JimBB

    I wonder who would win, her or The Hulk?

  20. IdDoThat

    “Bail, my ass! Where the HELL is the fried chicken?!”

  21. Why the hell did Ice-T marry this chick??

  22. “There she is…Miss Whatever-the-f#$@ she is!”

  23. Flatliner

    Personally, I think it is cruel and unusual punishment to put lipstick and high heels on a pig.

  24. This is a what?

  25. So this is how BP is looking for oil.

  26. jbone

    Kaiju!!

  27. yeah, that’s a good look.

  28. Jesus! Put that shit away!

  29. What is the musk ox version of ‘moo’?

  30. Jentilly

    And now we know what Honey Boo Boo will look like as an adult

  31. “A-L-R-I-G-H-T-Y T-H-E-N ! It’s none other than Beth Chapman just struttin’ her stuff and showin’ us what she’s workin’ with!!! (Hurry up and load the tranquilizer gun!)

  32. IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!

  33. zthorinm

    Michael Bay has totally shit the bed with this Ninja Turtle remake.

  34. fiona

    exact personification of Miss Piggy

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