superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    Looks like Carrot Top has finally cut back on the HGH

  2. Never mind banning guns. When are we going to ban plastic surgeons?

  3. maoix

    I don’t care how pink her butthole is, this just can’t be possible without considerable compensation.

  4. Perfect shot. She’s looking up at him with pride, he’s looking down at the pavement in shame.

  5. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  6. His favorite album is BloodSugarMamaSexPlastik.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    I would rather be anyone else on the planet than that guy. That includes the starving kids from the commercials with the flies in their faces. Who could eat after looking at her face anyway?

  8. So that’s where they got the model for the original Troll Doll. I always wondered.

  9. He got the name “Brick” because that what he shat after he saw her naked for the first time.

  10. Ronaldo

    The guy on the right….its one brave person.

  11. That guy’s pretty dorky looking. This is an even pairing.

  12. hey Person Arguing With Themself

    A relationship with an older, wiser, experience woman of class and distinction. If only every young gent could be lucky to have such an experience. There are two things that this young man can look forward to achieving in this relationship. Those two things are “her” and “money”.

  13. Its nice to see someone take take their Grandmother out for a stroll.

  14. If you ever wonder why gigolos charge so much money, wonder no more.

  15. Walking the Dead

  16. JimBB

    It was so nice of him to visit his grandmother on Mother’s Day.

  17. Katy bought a sex toy…Kathy bought a sex toy.

  18. Voice of Reisling

    “I love you”

    “I love your money”

  19. “Do you want to have sex?”
    “Yes…with someone else.”

  20. I guess this solves the “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline” riddle.

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