superficial

  1. Jake

    Do not wear leather pants past age 35. Seriously. Unless you are Steven Tyler.

  2. JimBB

    Once again Brooke comes face-to-face her long-time nemesis, Mr. Imaginary Giant Frog!

  3. “Mommy, don’t run us into that wall again!”

  4. “I hope none of these single dads try to hit on me.”
    “Oh I wouldn’t worry about that mom. Look they’re running to their cars and driving off really fast.”

  5. “Oh, shit, is that Tom Cruise?”

    “Suri’s with him, Mom.”

    “Oh, thank God. Not him.”

  6. “Jesus Christ, Jon Hamm! Would it kill you to get a pair of Hanes?”

  7. Johnny Barbells

    …blue lagoon is running on cable this week …so, there’s that.

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