Safe bet that everyone in the room hates everyone else in the room, even the baby.
I hate that baby more than anyone else in the room.
there’s two things I hate. Sweet pickles and famous babies.
When he was younger, Kanye dreamed of banging hot white chicks. Someday his dream will come true.
That’s a lot of white clothes for a family that can’t physically wipe their own asses.
“Yo! Leather sweat pants or no?”
There has never been a better time for a tactical nuclear strike. Leave no organic matter alive.
“..and then write something witchy in their blood…”
“You see, your profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.”
… Where’s a good drone strike when you need one?
This must have been the “no reality show bullshit during my wedding” speech and his rich friends are guests not future (marks) husbands for these bitches to choose from…
You’d think those white dresses would burn black like the Nazi crate the Ark of the Covenant was in.
Even his daughter is probably thinking, “this dude’s full of shit”.
I call this one “Orchestra of Whores”
“Everyone CALM DOWN. I can only cheat on you one at a time.”
“Hold up! Which one of you is Kim? I have to all because all you crazy bitches look alike to me. “
“First of all, thank you all for taking off the white hoods. I’m not gonna lie, it had me a little worried. But now that I see what was under those hoods, could you put them back on?”
“I KNOW this is a tough one, ladies. But I really need you to line up, from ugliest to prettiest.”
All these ppl that are shooting up places and killing ppl. Where was you when we needed you?!?!?!
“Just so y’all know, after we do this thing, she’s going to be seeing ALOT less of all y’all bitches. Yeah, even the baby one. Finally, if ANY of you see Jay or Beyonce, you call me STRAIGHT THE FUCK AWAY!”
Never been so much plastic in a room since … well, ever.
If my birthday wish was granted, he’s explaining to Kim’s family why he had to smother her with a pillow.
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