Billy Zane leaving the Health Within Message Parlor in West Hollywood. (May 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Splash News, WENN
I like to call the gays the old words like benders or benjies. Does that make me a hipster bigot? I don’t know. You probably don’t even know what those words mean but, as I was saying to Chomsky, that’s my problem not yours.
This is what happens when you challenge the sale clerks at the K-Mart clothing section to “Make me look like Johnny Depp.”
Apparently he splurged for the happy ending
Must be his Groupon or his pimp cut.
He’s kind of like a younger, gayer Kojak.
Jeff Goldblum could make this work…but, you’re no Jeff Goldblum.
“Health Within Massage”? Someone just finished fisting Billy’s ass in there, didn’t they?
WTF is a Message Parlor
Is a message parlor a place where you go, and lie on the table, and they talk softly to your back? A back whisperer. Relaxx….you’re not tense.
No, silly. See the envelope in his hand? It’s a special message. That’s what you get at the Message Parlor. His probably says, “Dude! Button up your shirt! You look like crap.”
I had to recall my actual sign in name to reply. Augh!
It’s true, he also looks like an escapee from a hipster old folks’ home. And the smirk says, he stole something on the way out!
This is how Reddit thinks it looks when it puts on its fedora and combs its neckbeard.
It looks like he stole that jacket from Peter Dinklage.
Happy ending: Achieved!
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