superficial

  1. One of those bags is just for eyeliner.

  2. Hey!

    It’s the Uni-Boner

  3. meeps!

    Crap! They’ve made it off of Tatooine…

  4. Pine Table Fever

    Of course he’s carrying a Panama hat. Why *wouldn’t* this skinny streak of piss be carrying such a thing?

  5. Jenn

    He velcroed his hoodie to his hair, so it’ll stay artfully in place. Betcha.

  6. cc

    He’s not actually coming or going from anywhere. Those are his few remaining possessions and hanging out the airport is just camouflage.

  7. tlmck

    He must be a really big star to be handling his own luggage.

  8. tlmck

    She needs to get her own sitcom where she is scantily clad every week.

  9. “STOP THAT MAN! HE’S STEALING KEANU’S HOUSE!”

  10. Looks like a cross between John Mayer and Justin Bieber.

  11. Can anyone tell me why he’s wearing men’s clothing? Is he a transvestite?

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