One of those bags is just for eyeliner.
It’s the Uni-Boner
Crap! They’ve made it off of Tatooine…
Of course he’s carrying a Panama hat. Why *wouldn’t* this skinny streak of piss be carrying such a thing?
PANAMMMMAAA dun DUN dun DUN
He velcroed his hoodie to his hair, so it’ll stay artfully in place. Betcha.
He’s not actually coming or going from anywhere. Those are his few remaining possessions and hanging out the airport is just camouflage.
He must be a really big star to be handling his own luggage.
She needs to get her own sitcom where she is scantily clad every week.
“STOP THAT MAN! HE’S STEALING KEANU’S HOUSE!”
Looks like a cross between John Mayer and Justin Bieber.
Can anyone tell me why he’s wearing men’s clothing? Is he a transvestite?
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