He’s surprised to learn that he has greatest hits.
His greatest hits album is a 45 RPM with one side blank.
He’s so gay, he’s hitting on himself.
I really want to give you a thumbs up for that one. But this site doesn’t want me to. or this browser, idk
“Ricky, don’t touch that!”
“It’s okay, I sleep with this guy.”
“Please, please let me take it home with me. I’ve always wanted to blow myself.”
His twin brother Seacrest should just come out already.
“UP-SIDE IN-SIDE OUT
LIVIN’ LA VIDA HAS-BEEN!”
Guess which one has the glory hole…
Still highly bangable
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