superficial

  1. He’s surprised to learn that he has greatest hits.

  2. bdog821

    His greatest hits album is a 45 RPM with one side blank.

  3. Animal

    He’s so gay, he’s hitting on himself.

    • DeucePickle

      I really want to give you a thumbs up for that one. But this site doesn’t want me to. or this browser, idk

  4. “Ricky, don’t touch that!”
    “It’s okay, I sleep with this guy.”

  5. “Please, please let me take it home with me. I’ve always wanted to blow myself.”

  6. tlmck

    His twin brother Seacrest should just come out already.

  7. “UP-SIDE IN-SIDE OUT
    LIVIN’ LA VIDA HAS-BEEN!”

  8. Jason

    Guess which one has the glory hole…

  9. Helena Handbasket

    Still highly bangable

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