1. If you pull either one of them, does she say different things?

  2. Fish, does the photo agency give you her pics as a bonus for buying a set number?

  3. I guess earrings that large are meant to distract us from something, but there are so many options, I haven’t figured it out yet.

  4. Juch

    Lindsay Lohan in about 5 years. Oops, I mean 5 years ago.

  5. We’ve got two ginger, famewhore freckle monsters in two of our biggest cities. It’s only a matter of time before it spreads.

  6. Between her, Goldie and Lindsay, today’s Superficial is like the Freckleboob Express. Next stop: Hogwarts.

  7. No, no… smaller earrings, bigger hat. It’s not that hard.

  8. Ah yes. This is just what the world needs; another scantily clad (yawn), youngish (kinda, sorta) wildly freckled woman presenting herself as another vapid knock, knock joke – or worse still, is masquerading as Lindsay Lohan’s Mom (“Hide the whisky decanter Chester there’s another Lohan running around loose!”).

  9. Carrot top’s latest transformation, inspired by Bruce Jenner.
    Not bad, but ditch the earrings dude, makes it look like you’re trying too hard.

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