In every photo set of Mark Wahlberg there’s always one of him making sure the ‘roids are leaving him something for the future.
Calvin Klein called.
You can keep the undies.
“Yo, does anyone know if it’s bad if you get that spray tan shit on your balls? Mine are itchin’ like a motherfuck.”
“I miss my prosthetic dick”
He appears to have a Situation…for a face.
He thinks he’s David Beckham!
Lindsay Lohan? What was I thinking? scratch..scratch..scratch
it’s still heah, bahely.
Mark, you know that make cremes for that.
I guess Afrojack wasn’t the only one banging Paris.
The Rock has a midget to do that for him.
He is a midget…He’s like Rodney Dangerfield.. ” We need shorter actor’s”.
Rocking the Kevin Federlein look…
“Tell YOUR mother to say hi to these!”
I was going to say “Tell ya mother I says Hey, and Thanks”
I got your pain right here!
His “terrorism sense” is tingling
Look at me, I’m from an alternate Earth where Justin Beaber is older, and not gay!
Someone forgot to take his Valtrex.
“Forget about the car key. I’ll just pull this plug and fly there.”
Paris Hilton was here.
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