I think he’s honestly threatening the paparazzi with s shot from his penis! Bravos, sir…
Is he 9ft tall?
Nope, but his penis is.
Yeah, what’s with the perspective? Are we looking at him in a funhouse mirror?
Michael is a fast bender.
“Your photos are ready!”
hey! i shot you! that means your dead!
you have to lie down and be dead now!
finger pistols…pew pew
This is the german two for FUCK YOU!
“Is your name Charlize Theron? No? Next question!”
that has to be photo-shopped – his head is far too large for the rest of him
Sir, please fart on this photograph.
“Is there metal on that bra? Watch this!”
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