Proving, once again, that hot bottle blondes are dumber than you’d possibly believe.
Carrie needs to step in front of that car and flip it into a fireball.
Joe: “If your eyes were two inches farther apart these paps would think I’m dating Amanda Seyfried.”
Wishes now she’d stayed in school… or even back in the strip club
I say this with complete sincerity…
If I saw Joe Francis bleeding in the street, I would jam aspirin down his throat to see if I could get him to bleed out just a bit faster.
Video tape the thing so we can burn it to DVD and sell em for loads of cash!
“Douches Gone Dead”
my boyfriend takes advantage of drunk college chicks, but he drives a bentley sooooooo…..
cmon guys, he served his time. payed his debt to society.
don’t you think he deserves…… pffffffft hahahahaha
him: du-uh groping is fun
her: this old prick better have a shit load of cash
Wow, Amy Smart has hit rock bottom.
Fuck, I just sat on my dreidel.
Must not fart in the Bentley….damn, it’s coming out, it’s coming out…there goes the butt plug
Well, at least she knows she has nothing to fear from him.
This lost scene would have made Species a perfect film.
Looks like he was offering free tokens again at his local Chuckie Cheese….how old is this chick???? 12?
That awkward moment when Joe Francis finds your penis.
Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…
It’s raping time!
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