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  1. The Most Interesting

    Proving, once again, that hot bottle blondes are dumber than you’d possibly believe.

  2. Johnny P!

    Carrie needs to step in front of that car and flip it into a fireball.

  3. Dick Hell

    Joe: “If your eyes were two inches farther apart these paps would think I’m dating Amanda Seyfried.”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Wishes now she’d stayed in school… or even back in the strip club

  5. I say this with complete sincerity…

    If I saw Joe Francis bleeding in the street, I would jam aspirin down his throat to see if I could get him to bleed out just a bit faster.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    my boyfriend takes advantage of drunk college chicks, but he drives a bentley sooooooo…..

  7. dooood

    cmon guys, he served his time. payed his debt to society.
    don’t you think he deserves…… pffffffft hahahahaha

  8. him: du-uh groping is fun
    her: this old prick better have a shit load of cash

  9. Minky Wail

    Wow, Amy Smart has hit rock bottom.

  10. Bigalkie

    Fuck, I just sat on my dreidel.

  11. Vlad

    Must not fart in the Bentley….damn, it’s coming out, it’s coming out…there goes the butt plug

  12. Well, at least she knows she has nothing to fear from him.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    This lost scene would have made Species a perfect film.

  14. journalschism

    Reese Diddlespoon

  15. Urvag

    Looks like he was offering free tokens again at his local Chuckie Cheese….how old is this chick???? 12?

  16. HollyK

    That awkward moment when Joe Francis finds your penis.

  17. Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…

  18. It’s raping time!

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