1. JC

    “Sometimes I cover my ears to try to stop the voices. They tell me to do things. Horrible, douchey things.”

  2. Jen

    Someone blew a douche whistle.

  3. Dick Hell

    Check out the eyes, he’s morphing into Charlie Sheen. For anyone else I’d say that’s a bad thing, for Ashton, a big step up.

  4. Pull your fucking pants up shithead!

  5. Ebdeluxe

    “This is my version of “The Scream” …..I call it “Ghostface Douchebag”"

  6. j/k

    Tired of hearing how much better Charlie Sheen was?

  7. dooood

    great stuff guys!
    the comments make it almost worth seeing this super duche

  8. Can you still hear the screams, Clarice?

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    In extreme cases the body may even reject the brain

  10. MarkM

    Hey, if I cover my other ear, the words just don’t sail out!

  11. Alison

    I’m pretty sure I can see the condom in his front pocket. So obvious, dude.

  12. spartacus

    Canesten Duo

  13. Omega Man

    Even Chuck Lorre said Sheen was better?! No No! I didn’t hear that!

  14. journalschism

    Can’t get the voice of Steve Jobs telling him to fuck off out his head.

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