Robert Pattinson at the premiere of Cosmopolis in Paris. (May 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
What’s that??? You’re team Edward?? How fucking nice for ya…
We’re seeing the epiphany of someone that just discovered what Russell Brand’s fantasies are all about.
“Ya what? You’re in a wheelchair? I hadn’t noticed.”
“Tonight on E! News: What’s the hot new trend in young Hollywood? Laughing at the handicapped!”
i’m not afraid of the easy joke, but yeah, even mcbeef has standards on how low he will go.
What’d you say? Your mouth still works?
Oh, no, sweetie. Not even if I were straight.
“Ha, its the chick from that movie Russell Brand showed me.”
The girl in the wheelchair just expressed how, after adopting the though process society used to accept Kristen Stewart’s performances as ‘acting,’ she could now view her disability as a form of ‘walking.’
He knows how to smile?
Who’s the wittle won in the wheelchair? You are!…yes you are! ah goo goo goo
I really hope she didn’t waste her “Make-A-Wish” on meeting this douchenozzle.
At least it looks like he finally washed his hair sometime in the last month.
Hey, hey, ANOTHER girl that still thinks I’m straight?!? This is f-f-f-f-f-f-fabulous-s-s-s-s-s-s-s!
Have you heard the one about “the hardest part about eating a vegetable?” Oh yes, THAT one…. awkward!!!
Well, he’s being nice to someone who is probably having a pretty challenging life. Not even a bastard like me can say something nasty about this.
“I’ve got a thing for amputees. Hey, Baby, spread your leg!”
Why not caption all of his pics with, ‘Robert Pattinson at the premiere of a movie no one will see unless he has fangs in Paris.’
“You need to get up for that autograph !”
Her vagina ain’t handicapped.
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