superficial

  1. Tiggles

    Must be Chinese food.

  2. JC

    Heigl’s mother: “If you don’t keep the checks coming, I’m going to make you watch your own movies.”
    Heigl: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  3. CptCreep

    While she seems like a colossal bitch, her Donald Southernland impression is SPOT-ON!

  4. John

    I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING

  5. Remember that scene in that movie where she has a vibrator inside her at a dinner table?
    Yeah well this is what it would actually look like.
    You’re welcome

  6. richie

    waiting to be fed her lunch like a baby bird?

  7. Batu Khan

    But I don’t want to crawl back to Grey’s Anatomy begging for a job. They make me watch my weight.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Actually, this is her response to her mother saying, “They wouldn’t take you back even if you begged.”

  8. henry hill

    Awww, mom must be so proud.

  9. That’s how I feel when I accidentally stumble across one of her movies.

  10. Waiter: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we’re all out of cheesecake with fresh strawberries and creme fraiche”

    Katherine: “WHY WAS I EVEN BORN!!!!”

  11. “Katherine, your father is dead. He killed himself this morning right after watching One for the Money.”

  12. BP

    Momma, I ain’t had a good movie since “Knocked Up”!

  13. “I hate to break it to you, but the test results came in. You are in fact Katherine Heigl.”
    “NOOOOOOOOOO…!!!

  14. JosephusBlow

    So Amanda said you’re ugly? When she throws that around like she does she has to be right some of the time.

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Mom: “You know how you looked yesterday with no make-up on? Well, you look no better today with it on.”

  16. Mumbler

    Say what you will about her looks but the scene where she’s in the pit with the bear and Jamie jumps in and saves her kicked ass.

  17. KAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!

  18. I never wanted to see her O face.

  19. Quick everyone, “wrong hole” face competition.

  20. “Katherine, even The Smurfs 2 didn’t want you”

  21. Allion

    She’s revolting.

  22. Jenn

    You can’t have your pudding until you eat your meat.
    But mooommmmmmmm!

  23. And then the little girl gets dinosaur cow snot all over her face.

  24. cc

    Mom: ‘So, when was the last time you got a script?’
    KH: ‘Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!’

  25. “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”

  26. She seems to be getting a little long in the tooth, and it appears she’s gained a few pounds, but I still think she’s gorgeous.

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