Katherine Heigl at lunch with her mom in New Orleans. (May 29, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Must be Chinese food.
Heigl’s mother: “If you don’t keep the checks coming, I’m going to make you watch your own movies.”
While she seems like a colossal bitch, her Donald Southernland impression is SPOT-ON!
I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING
Remember that scene in that movie where she has a vibrator inside her at a dinner table?
Yeah well this is what it would actually look like.
I’m sorry you had to sit through one of her movies.
waiting to be fed her lunch like a baby bird?
someone call Alicia Silverstone!
But I don’t want to crawl back to Grey’s Anatomy begging for a job. They make me watch my weight.
Actually, this is her response to her mother saying, “They wouldn’t take you back even if you begged.”
Awww, mom must be so proud.
That’s how I feel when I accidentally stumble across one of her movies.
Waiter: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we’re all out of cheesecake with fresh strawberries and creme fraiche”
Katherine: “WHY WAS I EVEN BORN!!!!”
“Katherine, your father is dead. He killed himself this morning right after watching One for the Money.”
Momma, I ain’t had a good movie since “Knocked Up”!
“I hate to break it to you, but the test results came in. You are in fact Katherine Heigl.”
So Amanda said you’re ugly? When she throws that around like she does she has to be right some of the time.
Mom: “You know how you looked yesterday with no make-up on? Well, you look no better today with it on.”
Say what you will about her looks but the scene where she’s in the pit with the bear and Jamie jumps in and saves her kicked ass.
I never wanted to see her O face.
Quick everyone, “wrong hole” face competition.
“Katherine, even The Smurfs 2 didn’t want you”
You can’t have your pudding until you eat your meat.
And then the little girl gets dinosaur cow snot all over her face.
Mom: ‘So, when was the last time you got a script?’
She seems to be getting a little long in the tooth, and it appears she’s gained a few pounds, but I still think she’s gorgeous.
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