Leonardo DiCaprio in Venice, Italy. (May 29, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
These are not the droids you are looking for…..
I knew Leo was one of the Templars! He’s about to stab that guy in the throat with his hidden wrist blade.
Leonardo DiCaprio stars in the untitled Ted Kaczynski biopic.
Oh you mean the Assassin’s Creed dude, okay.
These are the the Victoria’s Secret Angels that you’re looking for… Move along…
“Someone has been killing our lieutenants, one by one. Word was that Ezio was again behind this, but I just heard from an informant that the true assassin’s name is Leonardo. Leonardo Diaarhahghahg…”
Boom! There we go.
“So we meet again Obi Wanna Bang Ya.”
So Leo is photo bombing Kumar. So what?
“Hey bro… I have perfect woman for you. Very little facial hair!”
Wait for it ….
Looked more like a Yankees fan if you ask me.
Let me get this straight: if Leo is Desmond Miles, the descendant of many generations of assassins, then the real Pieces of Heaven must be hidden inside models’ coochies, and he must bang them until he finds all the pieces? Yup, sounds about right.
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