superficial

  1. Is his box of watches on the track hence the terror?

  2. 60 years ago he would have had to ride the back of the roller coaster.

  3. Well, at least we know now why Heidi left him. If he shits himself at the START of a roller coaster, how much man can he be?

  4. Flatliner

    At first I thought Seal was making that expression to humor the kid but nah, he’s just a pussy.

  5. Ronaldo

    No kid, he is not scared….he always looks that way.

  6. he’s really black knuckling it.

  7. (voiceover narration): Heidi folded her arms across her Valkyrie breasts and grimaced scornfully. “Look at him!” the Ubermodel exclaimed. “Look at his face! He is VEAK! He is no man!” And then she spit on the ground and posed topless for Instagram in a desperate attempt to remain relevant.

  8. “Eeek! A spider!”

  9. anonymous

    Seriously who the hell follows Seal into Disneyland?

    There’s got to be better paparazzi gigs than that.

  10. “Mom says you need to talk to you about the child support.”

  11. MoreMariaNow!!

    Isnt that his normal face anyway??

  12. cc

    The funny part is that’s the little train that goes through the petting zoo.

  13. “In a world full of people only SOME want to fly … we’re never gonna SURVIIIIIIVE!”

  14. “Keep and eye out for geese, son!”

  15. blerg

    He’s either got the best weed, ate an ex-lax brownie, or is being cast as elliot in the remake of true romance.

  16. Now Seal, If you keep doing that your face will freeze that way.

  17. Vlad

    Daddy, that bird really hit you hard in the face! Lookit all those dents!

  18. A nice kid with his dad. Nice!

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