Tom Cruise at the premiere of 'Edge Of Tomorrow' in New York City. (May 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I guess this means he’s a catcher.
At least he’s wearing Chap Stick.
Dis how real doll talk.
Tom, very “convincingly” calling out “No homo!”
Gee, I wonder how his jaw got so flexible?
“Nope, no reason why I’m standing in front of the YMCA making this face. No reason at all,”
Well, I’m off to the rest are….I mean movie set.
Photoshoppers – begin.
(insert penis here)
Come on fish.
Now you are just tossing us lob balls.
Oh no, cover your ears! He’s speaking aloud the Forgotten Words of Klapnor! It will summon the Galactic Riders of the Seventh Nebula, who shall bring about Ragnarok! Vaginas will be wiped from existence, women only fit to serve aboard the Prophet’s yachts, where the Penis Priests will convert the men-folk into service of the Prophet and his acolyte, the Travoltar.
that was beautiful
I am ready, bring it.
I don’t play slow pitch ball Tom
that pose is copyrighted kim kartrashian.
pay up cruise.
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