In my club, I will splash ze pot, venever, ze FACK, I plees
Worst Russian accent ever in that movie. Besides that, I thought it was pretty good.
Never in my life have I rolled up my jeans but for Malkovich it seems normal among other fashion fopas.
Fopas? Good lord.
I think he meant “faux pas”. It’s French.
And it’s good heated or refrigerated, especially if you spread it on crackers :)
When that red squiggly line appears under the word you juts typed it means you’ve just committed a …. say it with me… faux pas.
Oh, isn’t that preciously ironic?
Still waiting for that growth spurt, I see.
I don’t think I can look at him as a badass in a film ever again.
If you look up the word “ennui” you’ll see this photo.
It ain’t easy “being John Malkovich”
This guy is the epitome of not giving a fuck. I love him.
A film starring himself, Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart would go down well.
Three Old Farts Standing Around Not Giving a Fuck? Wouldn’t even need a script. The film would run for four hours and include several naptimes.
And it would be fucking awesome.
Can’t decide if he wants to be a professor or a sailor.
Do they still do the “School Afloat”? Is that a thing?
Having the experience and clout to not give a shit. The new American dream. He’s living it!
He looks like an eccentric police consultant who solves all the cases the detectives can’t, through his ingenuity and dry wit
And you forgot “while charming all the ladies”.
He looks like one of those eccentric police consultants who solves all those cases the detectives can’t through his ingenuity and dry wit.
This dude is just fucking awesome.
Someone is about to get their ass kicked.
steve jobs in an alternate timeline.
Starring as Jean Tulong P.I. (Pothole Inspector).
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John Malkovich in New York City. (May 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN