1. Johnny Sack

    In my club, I will splash ze pot, venever, ze FACK, I plees

  2. Never in my life have I rolled up my jeans but for Malkovich it seems normal among other fashion fopas.

  3. Still waiting for that growth spurt, I see.

  4. Flatliner

    I don’t think I can look at him as a badass in a film ever again.

  5. Cock Dr

    If you look up the word “ennui” you’ll see this photo.

  6. George P Burdell

    Reds 3?

  7. It ain’t easy “being John Malkovich”

  8. This guy is the epitome of not giving a fuck. I love him.

  9. JimBB

    Can’t decide if he wants to be a professor or a sailor.

  10. Short Round

    Having the experience and clout to not give a shit. The new American dream. He’s living it!

  11. Swearin

    He looks like an eccentric police consultant who solves all the cases the detectives can’t, through his ingenuity and dry wit

  12. Swearin

    He looks like one of those eccentric police consultants who solves all those cases the detectives can’t through his ingenuity and dry wit.

  13. This dude is just fucking awesome.

  14. Someone is about to get their ass kicked.

  15. blerg

    steve jobs in an alternate timeline.

  16. Starring as Jean Tulong P.I. (Pothole Inspector).

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