1. dontkillthemessenger

    J-Woww’s future.

    And by future, I mean next week.

  2. brick

    Somehow looking remarkably more natural than Jwow.

  3. Oldnslo

    “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”

  4. Looked more natural to me that what’s going on with J-Woww.

  5. Honestly, wrinkles would be more becoming.

  6. “Where does he get all those wonderful toys?”

  7. JimBB

    Good lord, I can actually see rebar in her nose.

    • Queef Sister

      It’s amazing what you can do with a little bondo, a few sheet metal screws, synthetic fibers, and dryed out PlayDoh.

  8. Batteries not included.

  9. Pat C.

    “Women Of Influence”. I notice they didn’t specify “Good Influence”.

  10. Short Round

    Always makes me laugh when having the nerve to dispense any form of style or fashion advice.

  11. Spleen

    She has happy puppet syndrome.

  12. MZ MIZRY

    “women of influence” in this case means she influences everyone to run in the other direction.

  13. sprub

    Kill it with fire! Then check Will it blend?

  14. rican

    I always forget the name of this muppet.

  15. Her gag reflex must be low or she would be dead.

  16. My dad has a gnarly set of tools. I can fix it!

  17. Anybody have a wood nickel?

  18. If you want a vision of the future, imagine this face chewing on a chicken wing. Forever.

  19. Axerty

    It’s actually Tom Cruise wearing a Joan Rivers mask.

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