David Beckham in Brentwood. (May 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Jesus Christ, run! There’s a giant, orange praying mantis terrorizing the store!”
“That’s your wife, Dave.”
Are they making a Trainspotting sequel?
He says when he feels like crying
he starts laughing thinking about …
Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days
Shown here bending it
We think Posh is horrifying too, David.
I bet there’s a marble rye in that bag.
Jesus Christ, that little midget is EVERYWHERE.
(Damn it! It’s a Mario, *again*)
Did he just steal his balls back from his wife?
Nah. If his balls were in the bag, he’d be fingering ‘em.
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