1. “Jesus Christ, run! There’s a giant, orange praying mantis terrorizing the store!”

    “That’s your wife, Dave.”

  2. Flatliner

    Are they making a Trainspotting sequel?

  3. George P Burdell

    He says when he feels like crying
    he starts laughing thinking about …

    Glory days well they’ll pass you by
    Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
    Glory days, glory days

  4. Shown here bending it

  5. We think Posh is horrifying too, David.

  6. j/k

    I bet there’s a marble rye in that bag.

  7. Don Draper's Dad

    Jesus Christ, that little midget is EVERYWHERE.

  8. (Damn it! It’s a Mario, *again*)

  9. Did he just steal his balls back from his wife?

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