Hello, my name is Lorenzo Lamas and I’ve come to date rape your daughter.
Sanjaya Gupta, M.D.
I hope this inspires Donald Trump to modify that time capsule he wears on his head.
“I am Sanjaya…I come to…oh, how you say…rape you face?”
He got cab fare! Yay!
Faces of Valet Parking
Did they say SanJonas Malakar? Nah, too much gap between the brows- never mind.
“Welcome to the Scottish Inn. The room will be $20 for the hour.”
Taking douche to a whole new level.
That guy coaches my son’s soccer team, which is strange, because he doesn’t have a kid on the team… wonder what’s in it for him.
Holy crap – they found someone gayer than Adam Lambert.
I’d totally do his sister though – she’s slammin hot. What kind of messed up world is it where this queen stays in the limelight and his sister’s huge rack pulls a 1-and-done? What a shame.
And you all thought nothing could be stupider than Adam Lambert’s hairdo.
That smile says, don’t ask me what I would do for another 30 seconds of fame…
That hairline is receding so fast I can hear it.
Is that what they are wearing at gas bars these days?
70′s Indian Robert Picardo
That is one serious comb-forward
Holy shit – I just bought a Slurpee and a Slim Jim from this guy today, and I didn’t even recognize him.
He is the one who gave Adam Lambert his hair “gel”.
Its Apu!!! Thank you very much. Move along.
How the rest of us see Perez Hilton….weird hairdo and a smile that says, “I’m fatasizing about myself, Justin Bieber and Zac Ephron in a three-way.”.
All I know about this guy is his memoir crowds the one shelf of books at my local Dollar Tree
McLovin’s really let himself go…
Wow, it takes a lot to look gayer than Adam Lambert.
I’ll park it myself, thanks.
Somewhere a cruise ship employee is waking up going ‘Where the hell are my pants?!’
Nice pants. It’s not Memorial Day yet, assclown.
He’s a gay Indian Billy-Bob Thornton.
I told you you’re going to like the way you look!
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Sanjaya Malakar at the season finale of American Idol in Los Angeles. (May 25, 2011)