Michael Fassbender in New York City. (May 25, 2011)
strutting proudly after not impregnating january jones on the set of x-men.
If he’s anything like the Michael Fassbender that I dated in high school, he’s got a 4 and a half inch dick and a nasty case of premature ejaculation is more likely to end in a ruined sweater than a pregnancy.
And it was my favorite sweater, too…
That’s Dennis Leary!
Yeah I think so too!
Agent Smith takes a holiday from the Matrix.
Ewan is that you? Where’s the scarf?
It’s not often that you see Ellen without Portia right by her side.
You can tell it’s Dennis Leary because he’s being not funny.
Who? Never heard of douche.
Sex on a stick is what this man is… sex on a stick
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.