1. What a waste of flesh. Will someone please stop the clock on this troll’s 15 minutes…

  2. marie

    Skank in the country she thinks she comes from – but not able to speak the language.

  3. Codot

    Sticks out like a whore thumb.

  4. She’s trying to figure out the exchange rate, so she knows how many Euro a two-dollar whore should charge.

  5. Did she spot a hot dog between the cracks??

  6. Any Guy

    I love how no one is even looking in her direction to even try to help her. “don’t watch-a da monsta, then she-a go away”

  7. Alas, in Italy, no one throws coins when she does the luggage dance.

  8. Who could have known that thousand year old cobblestone streets and cheap leopard print luggage don’t go together.

  9. skeetskeet

    Snooki never buys gum. She just searches the sidewalks.

  10. RHawk

    The French like Jerry Lewis. Maybe they will want to keep “her.” It’s what I call win/win.

  11. Shawn

    She’s trying to figure out who’s fat shadow that is attached to her feet

  12. some guy

    Honestly – I’d rather fuck the luggage.

    ,,,and it has a better shape.

  13. You would think that she would get some self-awareness when she bends over like that and the Italian Samantha Ronson walking behind her doesn’t even give her a second glance.

  14. How's my roughing? call (718)915-0476

    Well there you go. And they say breakfast at snookie’s would never get finance.

  15. Squishy

    What the hell!! She is like a Flintstones explosion!!

  16. Bucky Barnes

    Did she already smush-smush her way through Italy? Patton could have used a few of these…

  17. cc

    No one’s looking at her…no one. Does that mean things like this are a common sight in Italy?

    • After they hung a dead Mussolini and his mistress upside down from meat hooks and used them for target practice for several days back in ’45, nothing really phases them when it comes to the smelly and grotesque.

  18. Man, what a useless, piece of shit bag. The luggage seems pretty lousy, too.

  19. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    She looks like she’s in a real hurry, like she’s scared they’re going to make gabbagool out of her or something

  20. Brennan Haley

    Those garden gnomes is getting clever and shit, growing titties to fuck up our common sense and shit. Damn, they’re taking over everything now.

  21. In related news, Italy’s Mafioso have sworn to reduce their criminal activities in exchange for Snooki’s return to the US.

  22. Did anyone else keep waiting for this to turn into a GIF where a train runs her over?

  23. SIN

    Ahe is not just a Fail, she is The Epic Fail.

  24. fartbucket

    This bag is for pickles. The other is for pancakes.

  25. The Critical Crassness

    Perhaps we can work a prisoner exchange…Snooki for the chick from Seattle who supposedly killed her roommate.

  26. She’s got all the charm and sex appeal of a Kardashian mucus plug.

  27. snack pack

    Hey Fish and P-Boy, good luck picking a winner from this group of comments for TMIPOTI this week. Almost all are gold. Perhaps just give it to Snookie or her luggage for providing such great inspiration.

  28. DOucHe BaGELs

    Remember the scene in Passion of the Christ when Jesus had to drag the cross down the streets with the crowed watching on……….According to the Ewok Bible this is their version.

  29. SteveG

    I seriously thought this was a candid from the set of the new Conan The Barbarian movie. Look quick!? SAVAGE.

  30. Lita

    Oh there’s a shocker. She can’t walk and pull luggage at the same time.

  31. shan danger

    leaning tower of pizza. and jizz, mostly.

  32. marcus

    ugh. americans are gross.

  33. cc

    What a pity, Pebbles from the Flintstones grew up to be short, fat slut.

  34. Charmless Man

    Fun Fact: Those are children’s sized bags.

  35. Steelerchick

    The Fabulous Moolah !!!!! For those of you who have seen vintage wrestling

  36. SteakTarTar

    I bet I can make you throw up.

    That luggage?

    Mostly sex toys.

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