Joslyn James in Miami Beach. (May 25, 2011)
Definition of “Butterface”
That dude from Simply Red makes and attractive skank. Who says there are no second acts?
Apparently getting implants were her way of Holding Back The Years.
You two are old.
I’m 21, but okay.
She looks like a futuristic prostitute from a Mad Max movie or something,
Most people think “put a bag over her head” is a joke………..but it would totally work here.
Looks like she bought new and improved titties.
Dude. What the fuck, get that hair in check.
Finally we know what’s been killing all of those dolphins.
Who buys shiny new titties and then has someone tattoo on them? That’s like getting your van a sweet mural painted of a sexy big-breasted armored warrior riding a dinosaur swinging a sword of fire at a three headed dragon, and then letting the retarded neighbor kid draw a mustache on her with a sharpie.
Or maybe she had the tats first, and she’s working on her flaws one at a time…eventually getting to “bag over head”.
Maybe she bought the tits used and the tattoo was already there?
For us that live in the comments section, there are two types of commenters. McFeely Smackup and everyone else.
At least she’s holding her flappy thigh skin tight in this picture.
Rihanna got her skin bleached?
Is she aware she’s going bald?
She was plucked bald by an irate wife.
I heard china had the same do before she got tag team for her new movie. I can’t recall the name of the movie at this moment.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
but she already looks like a burn victim.
See Jungle! See Jungle! Go Join Your Gang, Yeah. City All Over! Go Ape Crazy.
Awesome reference, but Annabella was MUCH hotter.
white trash starving kitten face
“white trash starving kitten face” oh the doodah day.
Good to know that having brain surgery hasn’t stopped her from attention whoring on the beach.
Her wig is on crooked.
I see they’re doing a punk remake of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” music video. Awesome.
It looks like cousin It finished, as is makining his way off her head.
WTF is that thing??? Distract it with some meth so we can escape.
Ahh, Carrottop, what have you done now?
Looking to snag a new meal ticket, Joslyn James has made herself a fixture in this sand trap at Doral’s Red Course, which, as a result, has now aptly been renamed The Red Monster.
Alright, what the fuck is that?
HA awesome screen name!
I would have said butterface, but I think this needs a new term–butterhead.
No wonder Chris Brown punched her.
A schwing and a miss.
I get the feeling her hairstylist did a silent oops with the clippers and then told her it looked modern and rockin…sick bastard!
Who the fuck is this?
“…get it? ‘Cause everything’s fine BUT HER HAIR! Hahahaha.”
I’m confused. Is she wearing a wig that isn’t on right, or did she decide midway not to get the “Amber Rose look” after all?
Unfortunately, this is a current fashion.
I would say “abort mission” but it looks like her hairstylist already did.
Carrot top’s steroid boobies finally kicked in, and I’m doomed, cause I just can’t look away.
She got halfway through before she remembered what a landing strip is.
White trash Rihanna
Looks like Tiger Woods burned a skidmark while he was skull fucking her.
Tiger really messed with her head … literally.
Somewhere, Nurse Rached is jerking off in her grave
chucky from child’s play grew boobs? huh.
Carrot top has a nice rack!
“I am going to punch or fuck him/her in the face and or vagina”.
If aids had a face, this is what it would look like.
She shaved the wrong bush
She looks amazingly like Jared Lee Loughner. Not a look to cultivate.
My first instinct is to ask, “Who?” But after seeing this picture, I don’t think I’ll ever need to ask again.
This is obviously a sneak peek at her next porn – simply titled “Doggystyle.” Imagine her on all fours surrounded by some red poodles.
Tiger has great taste :P
Wow, what a tigress
I only read the comments to make sure that it was unanimous how disgusting she it. Thank you for not letting me down.
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