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  1. Shady Pines, ma

    On the hotness meter she’s in the Middle………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ton!

  2. The Brits seem desperate for tabloid fodder. Can we ship them Lindsay?

  3. Any Guy

    i seriously can’t think of a more OVER-rated broad for the life of me. WHAT is all the hoopla about this chick? someone? anyone?

  4. What’s she doing in the shark tank? She’s not even interesting enough to rip on.

  5. Amy

    You all wonder why we care about Pippa who is at least above average in appearance and the sister to a duchess, but subsequently do not question our fascination with Snooki? /facepalm.

    • TomFrank

      Every Snooki post here means to question that fascination. Snooki’s taking in seven figures a year, has millions of viewers, even has children emulating her—all just for being herself, a drunk-off-her-ass slutty nobody. None of the Snooki posts here celebrate that; their point, implicitly is to CONDEMN it.

      Pippa Middleton, on the other hand, is someone whose sister married a Prince and who people are only noticing now because she wore a form-fitting dress to the wedding. (And also, I’m thinking, because it’s beneath the British media to sexualize the new Duchess, so her equally attractive sister makes a good stand-in. Sublimation, if you will.) Pippa’s cute and quite possibly a nice person, but she’s probably never asked for this attention let alone done anything to deserve it.

    • Are we having an intellectual discussion here? Because I’m pretty sure that it’s a violation of the terms of use.

  6. Even the old guy in the back is saying, “What’s the big deal? Not only have I seen better, I’ve HAD better!”.

  7. She seems nice. I’d like to take her out for dinner.

    Seriously, I’m done disappointing women sexually.

  8. Those Brits sure love them a prepubescent body.

  9. Brennan Haley

    So she dodged being trapped in a life long marriage to a pretentious bald douche bag and ended up more famous than her sister? You go girl!

  10. She’s cute. She gets the fame, without all the crappy royal customs.

  11. Ellen

    I kind of feel sorry for her. It’s like she looked really pretty at the wedding and got all this attention. But now all that attention is being paid to her plain-ness and lack of curves. I mean, she’s still cute, but in a very plain way that would go unnoticed if she didn’t have a hot sister-princess.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    Next! Thank you!

  13. cc

    I suspect we’ll see a lot more of her. I can see some fashion shoots, cosmetics companies, purveyors of expensive watches all lining up to get her on board. Just wait.

  14. It had to be said

    I am so happy that Posh finally decided to go low-key and just enjoy being more or less attractive . . .

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