The ref is blind! And retaining water.
Holy fuck. STOP EATING, WILL YOU?!
I thought this was a pregnant woman before I clicked on the thumbnail.
She looks like one of those school teachers who gets caught having one a baby by one of her students and keeps sneaking back for more until they put her away.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that… just sorry I didn’t get to attend a full service school.
So she had to stretch out her shirt a little bit to get it to go over her butt. Give the girl a break.
Hey wanna a blow job for $5….honest, I”ll give you this $5 right here. Just tell me I’m pretty first.
How about for $10?
blowjob for a twinkie?
The horizontally striped muumuu-shirt might just be her greatest downfall.
It’s just a weird shirt and bad angle….and weird face…and bad hair…also, she’s getting really fat.
Every day the ice cream man thanks her for putting his kids thru college.
The father is Otis Spunkmeyer.
So who’s the daddy? Matthew Vaughn? Arnold Schwarzenegger? My money is on K-Fed.
I get the feeling she is a) horrible in bed and b) a prude
Good thing Stabler is retiring because I will commit a sex crime on that ass!
god help me, I still want to motorboat her.
right before putting her out to pasture.
Aint saying anything bad, love her always will.
“The restaurant just cut me off, if I give you this $100.00, would you go in there and get me three or four pizzas?”
Heading to Tiffany’s to keep up the deposit on those three wedding rings.
She should just give up and become Amish.
$5? That’s only going to satisfy one of eight, half-dozen donut cravings for the day. Oh, the humanity!
Jennifer Love Handles.
The papparazzi took a picture of her, that is why she has to pay them.
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