I see a penis.
Dude, if that’s what you see in that picture you should go get your vagina waxed and watch the Oprah finale.
I’d devour that for breakfast, lunch and dinner…
yeah, i like strawberries too.
I think having a child automatically makes that shirt null and void.
Man look at that gap. Hole Shit.
I’d like to provide the nuts to turn her Mound into an Almond Joy.
“Mommy, I don’t wanna hold your tampon any more!”
Boy shorts and a scarf. All right.
kid = boner killer of EPIC proportions. next time, crop that shit out will ya Fish?
Whattaya talkin’ about? That little girl is hot !
someone had to say it…
Why don’t you have a seat over there?
Absolutely. No reason for kids to be on this site. They’re too pure and we’re too perverse. To Any Guy’s point, if it’s not a boner killer for you, you should probably go kill yourself right now.
when i saw the thumb i thought it was verne troyer again
I’d much rather see her ass in those shorts
I never thought I’d say this but this accessoring shorts with a scarf thing is worse than crocks.
Wait until this summer when I’m rocking tanktops and mittens.
What could she have possibly done that karma would give her a kid that looks like Eddie Munster in a sundress?
“Mommy this is the last time you borrow my shorts.”
That poor little thing has her mommy’s eyebrows, but she is too young to wax. I remember those days. }:^(
At least she is teaching her daughter how to make it to the top….”work those jaw muscles baby”
What’s in YOUR wallet??
ubermilf – I cannot believe she birthed that thing…I’m betting she wore a pillow strapped to her belly for a few months and bought the kid on the black market.
OK you gave birth to her but do you have to keep rubbing it in her face?
Alessandra may not be wild, but Peter Dinklage really seems to be letting his little freak flag fly.
When you’re walking in the blazing Santa Monica sun in a T-shirt and shorts that are narrower than some belts…it’s time to lose the scarf.
Nothing gets between her and her Calvins. NOTHING.
I’m suddenly hungry for roast beef and clams…
How can she think it is acceptable to display her crotch in public like that? It’s like looking at the sun…
that kid is totally gonna bitch slap that paparazzo as soon as she’s done with the strawberry.
Momma, where did I come from?
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