1. TyroneBiggums

    I see a penis.

  2. I’d devour that for breakfast, lunch and dinner…

  3. Codot

    I think having a child automatically makes that shirt null and void.

  4. Fuckin' gay pride parade

    Man look at that gap. Hole Shit.

  5. I’d like to provide the nuts to turn her Mound into an Almond Joy.

  6. Snooki's Taint

    “Mommy, I don’t wanna hold your tampon any more!”

  7. Deryn

    Boy shorts and a scarf. All right.

  8. Any Guy

    kid = boner killer of EPIC proportions. next time, crop that shit out will ya Fish?

  9. adolf hitler

    when i saw the thumb i thought it was verne troyer again

  10. Hugh Gentry

    I’d much rather see her ass in those shorts

  11. I never thought I’d say this but this accessoring shorts with a scarf thing is worse than crocks.

  12. Alessandra Cameltosio

  13. skeetskeet

    What could she have possibly done that karma would give her a kid that looks like Eddie Munster in a sundress?

  14. sexyman48

    “Mommy this is the last time you borrow my shorts.”

  15. Jill_Ess

    That poor little thing has her mommy’s eyebrows, but she is too young to wax. I remember those days. }:^(

  16. At least she is teaching her daughter how to make it to the top….”work those jaw muscles baby”

  17. What’s in YOUR wallet??

  18. some guy

    ubermilf – I cannot believe she birthed that thing…I’m betting she wore a pillow strapped to her belly for a few months and bought the kid on the black market.

  19. Ismoss

    OK you gave birth to her but do you have to keep rubbing it in her face?

  20. Alessandra may not be wild, but Peter Dinklage really seems to be letting his little freak flag fly.

  21. TomFrank

    When you’re walking in the blazing Santa Monica sun in a T-shirt and shorts that are narrower than some belts…it’s time to lose the scarf.

  22. cc

    Nothing gets between her and her Calvins. NOTHING.

  23. I’m suddenly hungry for roast beef and clams…

  24. Siloporcen7

    How can she think it is acceptable to display her crotch in public like that? It’s like looking at the sun…

  25. The Critical Crassness


  26. fartbucket

    that kid is totally gonna bitch slap that paparazzo as soon as she’s done with the strawberry.

  27. It had to be said

    Momma, where did I come from?

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