1. He has more clocks than IQ points….

  2. Burger King has radically changed its advertising.

  3. Codot

    With so many clocks strapped to him, you’d think he’d know his time was up years ago.

  4. a least he can tie a full windsor knot…

  5. DiddyK

    Two clocks keeps it classy..

  6. skeetskeet

    I hope those are gold teef or he hasn’t brushed since 1971. Either way GROSS!

  7. The second clock clearly indicates we need to put this dark horse to pasture

  8. UnholyKrep

    Amazing- a full suit and tie ensemble made from only discarded ford econ-o-line van bench material.

  9. The Nightly Scoreboard clearly reads: Life -1, Flava Flav – 0.

  10. Squishy

    Burger King has really updated their crowns!!

  11. Much like 911, that outfit is a joke.

  12. FOX knows what time it is. Time to jump a school of sharks. On PCP. With Mariah Carey.

  13. Brennan Haley

    Oh, so it’s a big CLOCK that this guy wears around his neck. Man, I had heard something totally different. Silly me.

  14. Arzach

    This is the suit that says “Yes, I’m as stupid as I look”

  15. The Critical Crassness

    “All I said was, “Dear Lord, please Supersize my cock ‘.” and these appeared around my neck!”

  16. fartbucket

    why is he wearing a couch?

  17. It had to be said

    Wow, Flav is moving up in the world. TWO clocks AND a Burger King crown? Daaammmnnnn bbboooooyyyyyyy!

  18. Charmless Man

    It’s like he’s wearing half a dozen dunce caps.

  19. I hope there’s a bomb attached to all those time pieces. BOOM!!!

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