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  1. TyroneBiggums

    Definition of “Butterface”

  2. That dude from Simply Red makes and attractive skank. Who says there are no second acts?

  3. Deacon Jones

    She looks like a futuristic prostitute from a Mad Max movie or something,

  4. TyroneBiggums

    Most people think “put a bag over her head” is a joke………..but it would totally work here.

  5. Phil

    Looks like she bought new and improved titties.

  6. bahlder

    Dude. What the fuck, get that hair in check.

  7. Finally we know what’s been killing all of those dolphins.

  8. Who buys shiny new titties and then has someone tattoo on them? That’s like getting your van a sweet mural painted of a sexy big-breasted armored warrior riding a dinosaur swinging a sword of fire at a three headed dragon, and then letting the retarded neighbor kid draw a mustache on her with a sharpie.

    Or maybe she had the tats first, and she’s working on her flaws one at a time…eventually getting to “bag over head”.

  9. Deryn

    At least she’s holding her flappy thigh skin tight in this picture.

  10. Meh

    Rihanna got her skin bleached?

  11. coherent

    Is she aware she’s going bald?

  12. skeetskeet

    She was plucked bald by an irate wife.

  13. How's my roughing? call (718)915-0476

    I heard china had the same do before she got tag team for her new movie. I can’t recall the name of the movie at this moment.

  14. Satan McDevilhell

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  15. Mumbler

    See Jungle! See Jungle! Go Join Your Gang, Yeah. City All Over! Go Ape Crazy.

  16. hndavid

    white trash starving kitten face

  17. ihateemo

    Good to know that having brain surgery hasn’t stopped her from attention whoring on the beach.

  18. Jill_Ess

    Her wig is on crooked.

  19. TSW

    I see they’re doing a punk remake of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” music video. Awesome.

  20. desabrey

    It looks like cousin It finished, as is makining his way off her head.

  21. billybigdong

    WTF is that thing??? Distract it with some meth so we can escape.

  22. Throjo

    Ahh, Carrottop, what have you done now?

  23. Looking to snag a new meal ticket, Joslyn James has made herself a fixture in this sand trap at Doral’s Red Course, which, as a result, has now aptly been renamed The Red Monster.

  24. The Great White Pygmy

    Who?

  25. Quijibo

    Alright, what the fuck is that?

  26. monkeyspank

    I would have said butterface, but I think this needs a new term–butterhead.

  27. Icky Boo Boo

    No wonder Chris Brown punched her.

  28. tlmck

    A schwing and a miss.

  29. Squishy

    I get the feeling her hairstylist did a silent oops with the clippers and then told her it looked modern and rockin…sick bastard!

  30. chev70

    Who the fuck is this?

  31. “…get it? ‘Cause everything’s fine BUT HER HAIR! Hahahaha.”

  32. TomFrank

    I’m confused. Is she wearing a wig that isn’t on right, or did she decide midway not to get the “Amber Rose look” after all?

  33. I would say “abort mission” but it looks like her hairstylist already did.

  34. Brennan Haley

    Carrot top’s steroid boobies finally kicked in, and I’m doomed, cause I just can’t look away.

  35. cc

    She got halfway through before she remembered what a landing strip is.

  36. Lolli-Pop

    White trash Rihanna

  37. Looks like Tiger Woods burned a skidmark while he was skull fucking her.

  38. GuidotheRed

    Somewhere, Nurse Rached is jerking off in her grave

  39. um ok

    chucky from child’s play grew boobs? huh.

  40. Vanessa

    Carrot top has a nice rack!

  41. Ismoss

    “I am going to punch or fuck him/her in the face and or vagina”.

  42. Elle

    If aids had a face, this is what it would look like.

  43. Elle

    She shaved the wrong bush

  44. Tiger hit that

    She looks amazingly like Jared Lee Loughner. Not a look to cultivate.

  45. Charmless Man

    My first instinct is to ask, “Who?” But after seeing this picture, I don’t think I’ll ever need to ask again.

  46. this is not your party

    This is obviously a sneak peek at her next porn – simply titled “Doggystyle.” Imagine her on all fours surrounded by some red poodles.

  47. Steelerchick

    Tiger has great taste :P

  48. rican

    Wow, what a tigress

  49. Instahater

    I only read the comments to make sure that it was unanimous how disgusting she it. Thank you for not letting me down.

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