1. Crissy

    I just think his name is so fitting, he looks like a Fawaz!!!

  2. Minky Wail

    That old dude needs Viagra to get his eyelids all the way up.

  3. I don’t always look before purchasing my dates, but when I do, I make sure they are supermodels…

    • woodhorse

      “My lizard eyes protect me from the flashbulb blindness while she is stunned. And I have the zipper down to her ass now”

  4. it had to be said

    “Screw you, Raymond.”

  5. Johnny P!

    Heidi: (through gritted teeth) “You sure you still have Tara Reid locked up for the rest of the festival?”
    Fawaz: “She’s as persona non grata as Lars was last year”
    Heidi: *** beams for the cameras***

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    He’s there with Heidi? And I truly thought he and Tara Reid had a real future together.

  7. Star Droppings

    Once you go black…

  8. Bonky

    When you got REAL money you can be drunk off your ass, all the time, and supermodels want to pose with YOU !

  9. EricLr

    I get no respect I tell ya. The other night I was an an awards ceremony with this supermodel. I told her I was looking to score backstage. She handed me a football and said “Run!” No respect at all.

  10. SOB

    This guy is getting around

  11. Seal got a tan?!?!?!

  12. Heidi is now a call girl also?

  13. brit

    Her: You know you want it
    Him: I’m pretending I got it

  14. 112

    All I can think is he must have a big one and a Gene Simmons tongue!

  15. Looks like he’s been clubbed by Seal too.

  16. clucky

    tan moms twin brother

  17. Epic win for Mr.Pitt

  18. Kim Jong Kadashian

    Calling Nic Cage, your father gets better ass than you

  19. Of course he picked Heidi over Tara. Heidi has real tits.

  20. squishy

    She’s offering, but the Fawnz ain’t having nothing to do with it!

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