I just think his name is so fitting, he looks like a Fawaz!!!
he looks like a poop with eyes.
That old dude needs Viagra to get his eyelids all the way up.
I don’t always look before purchasing my dates, but when I do, I make sure they are supermodels…
“My lizard eyes protect me from the flashbulb blindness while she is stunned. And I have the zipper down to her ass now”
“Screw you, Raymond.”
Heidi: (through gritted teeth) “You sure you still have Tara Reid locked up for the rest of the festival?”
Fawaz: “She’s as persona non grata as Lars was last year”
Heidi: *** beams for the cameras***
He’s there with Heidi? And I truly thought he and Tara Reid had a real future together.
Once you go black…
When you got REAL money you can be drunk off your ass, all the time, and supermodels want to pose with YOU !
I get no respect I tell ya. The other night I was an an awards ceremony with this supermodel. I told her I was looking to score backstage. She handed me a football and said “Run!” No respect at all.
This guy is getting around
Seal got a tan?!?!?!
Heidi is now a call girl also?
Her: You know you want it
Him: I’m pretending I got it
All I can think is he must have a big one and a Gene Simmons tongue!
He does. The big one is his wallet, and he has Gene Simmons’ actual tongue in a glass case in a secret room back at his palace in Abu Dhabi.
Looks like he’s been clubbed by Seal too.
tan moms twin brother
Epic win for Mr.Pitt
Calling Nic Cage, your father gets better ass than you
Of course he picked Heidi over Tara. Heidi has real tits.
She’s offering, but the Fawnz ain’t having nothing to do with it!
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