Pants would be good for you dear.
and a turtle neck, and a ski mask. But let’s start with pants. Yes, pants would be good.
very kind of you. Wetsuit with a hood is a must for this stage of her life
Some sort of Nascar-style fire suit over the wet suit perhaps.
A full length Canada Goose jacket and a Chewbacca outfit over the jacket, wetsuit, fire suit, ski mask etc. would help too.
i’m on the fence here as to what is more disgusting: her legs or her tit ripple.
Not to be confused with the NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
I’ve got to think that even Johnny Bench’s knees look better.
I have something stored up that could easily cover that ripple. It’s good for the skin too.
This is the living embodiment of someone who should google themselves.
she’s the “AFTER” picture of what a life of cocaine, alcohol and orgies will do to you.
Her skirt has snagged on her scales.
There’s a special circle in Hell for whoever reanimated the corpse of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
Ha ha. Wow. Instant cure for boneritis.
Shame when your pair of kneecaps distracts from you pair of bolt-ons.
Ok, and for everybody who wondered what happens to grandmas who’s had implants…. This is what happens!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I happen to think she looks fabulous for her age.
(She’s 350 years old–correct?)
When you can see the breast implant clearly through your ancient skin, it means you’re too skinny, too old and too created to expose yourself anymore.
Christie Brinkley is older than Janice Dickinmouth. No excuses for looking like the crypt keeper at 57.
I thought wax melted in the sun.
To be fair, the leg wax appears to be melting…
Another delightfully horrible Rick Baker creation!
Wrong , on too many levels,
A role model for 60 year old strippers everywhere.
This is the epitome of not dressing your age.
No no no no no no no NO!
:: Revives Kimmy ::
I think this is what they refer to as “mutton dressed as scary whore”.
Me= The guy from Scanners
i never thought i would be so happy to stick a pen in each of my eyeballs before.
thank you janice.
Know who this looks like? J-Woww… in like ten years.
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