Action!

Woman: “You give me back my blow or get bitch slapped with this clutch!, muthafucka!!!

Russell Crowe’s flipper hand allows him to feel up Cuba Gooding, Jr. and that woman’s breast at the same time.

and tara reid?

“Naw Naw mate, I got this….”

Cuba: “Well hey there, pretty woman from the Islands!”
Russell: “Hands off Cuba.. it’s only Tan Mom.”

An Australian, a black guy, and a coke whore walk into a bar…

It’s safe to say this night involved urine soaked pants, vomiting, a threesome, and crying.

That was all before they reached the curb.

Is her hand up his sleeve?

She look mad Coach Jones!

Out of the way lady, disgraced Oscar winners comin’ through!

someone is going to get knocked the fuck out

“Where all the white women at?”

Are they fending off Paris Hilton?

“No no Cuba. You don’t wan’t that one.”

I tell ya. You just can’t ever walk out of a monthly “Douches With Beards” meeting without getting cold cocked by a bulemic hooker.

And in the front, fish woman.

“Yo, Russell, you go ahead and fuck her. She looks too much like Paris Hilton to me.”

Russell Crowe in a drunken five way. Whoa.. Call your sponsor.

“I am in no mood for pussy tonight. Please take me to my car, Denzel, my friend and adversary.”