1. catapostrophe

    Action!

  2. Crissy

    Woman: “You give me back my blow or get bitch slapped with this clutch!, muthafucka!!!

  3. Russell Crowe’s flipper hand allows him to feel up Cuba Gooding, Jr. and that woman’s breast at the same time.

  4. lillaliket

    and tara reid?

  5. “Naw Naw mate, I got this….”

  6. Johnny P!

    Cuba: “Well hey there, pretty woman from the Islands!”
    Russell: “Hands off Cuba.. it’s only Tan Mom.”

  7. EricLr

    An Australian, a black guy, and a coke whore walk into a bar…

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s safe to say this night involved urine soaked pants, vomiting, a threesome, and crying.

    That was all before they reached the curb.

  9. Chris

    Is her hand up his sleeve?

  10. KungFu Panda

    She look mad Coach Jones!

  11. Chinny

    Out of the way lady, disgraced Oscar winners comin’ through!

  12. SOB

    someone is going to get knocked the fuck out

  13. donkeylicks

    “Where all the white women at?”

  14. busty sinclair

    Are they fending off Paris Hilton?

  15. tlmck

    “No no Cuba. You don’t wan’t that one.”

  16. I tell ya. You just can’t ever walk out of a monthly “Douches With Beards” meeting without getting cold cocked by a bulemic hooker.

  17. dontlooknow

    And in the front, fish woman.

  18. “Yo, Russell, you go ahead and fuck her. She looks too much like Paris Hilton to me.”

  19. Bigalkie

    Russell Crowe in a drunken five way. Whoa.. Call your sponsor.

  20. Swearin

    “I am in no mood for pussy tonight. Please take me to my car, Denzel, my friend and adversary.”

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