“Barton’s been compromised.. “‘
“That wasn’t Nicole’s pee, dude… You’re welcome”
“Hey, can I piss on you too?”
Guy: “Great movie! Really deep themes… and.. uh.. you looked kinda hot in your underwear in it. So, can I buy you a drink?”
Zac: **has no script…. no direction… no co-star… draws a blank***
“You smell fabulous.”
“You really DO smell like piss”.
Really, an autograph would have been fine…
The moment Zach realized he’s been outed.
Where is his douche hat and porn stache? I didn’t think he went anywhere without them?
“Zac, listen, he is over there. Just tell him what happened between us last night. I’m tired of pretending.”
hes so not cute anymore.
“I see why Travolta won’t leave you alone.”
“Congrats! You DON’T have a hernia”
You’re not gonna see anything looking down his shirt!
This isn’t the afterparty. This is foreplay.
“Dude, if you really want to shoot some smack, we should go someplace less public.”
I thought the dude on the left was Josh Hutcherson, at first. In which case, I assumed they were debating who had better sex with Vanessa Hudgens…until they realized neither one actually did.
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