1. mrsmass

    his mustache speaks volumes.

  2. it had to be said

    Oy, someone’s about to get rogered.

  3. nick

    “Good job out there mate, I’ll be looking for you in the showers!”

  4. “Hold still – I need a little moustache wax.”

  5. catapostrophe

    “You’ll learn to like it when I do this.”

  6. EricLr

    So, no prostate cancer, then?

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s not a bad touch if the hand that’s doing it to you is attached to sports star David Beckham.

  8. “Ohhhh nearly as baggy as Victoria’s”

  9. brit

    psst…my wife gave me anal last night. Right here.

  10. “This will get easier but it will always be messy”

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “Pyramid scheme… pass it on”

  12. chloe

    Beckham; I’m telling you mate, your ass feels tighter!
    Player – P90x man. i can grip a penis 10x’s harder than before!

  13. Coyote

    I really love your Ass

  14. “Wanna mustache ride?”

  15. “Alright stop. Collaborate and listen. Becks wants you in a brand new position!”

  16. BenDoverman

    Just like your ass give those little twig arms of yours a workout on my lil David

  17. “Look, mate, me balls itch and the paps keep shooting me scratchin’ ‘em. Gimme a little cover here, eh?”

  18. “Is the “dirty sanchez” still on my face?”

  19. Pierce Bronzetan

    “And THAT… is what a million dollar finger feels like.”

  20. BostonBruin

    “Hey little boy, would you like some candy??”

  21. Colin

    “Dude, just because you stopped grabbing your own balls doesn’t mean you can grab mine.”

  22. “Pssst…I’m fairly certain that you’re not allowed to touch the ball with you hands in this sport.”

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