1. “Here, have some Facebook shares. God bless.”

  2. Crissy

    “Jagger who bitch!? Watch MY moves!”

  3. “No mate. I don’t have any change. Helping the underprivileged means getting handed awards at fancy dinners, not making physical contact with filthy hobos.”

  4. “I’ll give you a few bucks, but I will not cross the yellow wheelchair cootie line.”

  5. ” here’s a mint you homeless fuck!”

  6. it had to be said

    Kick, step, turn, and hand the hobo a pound . . .

  7. EricLr

    I don’t have any money for you, but let me give you something more valuable–the gift of the Bono dance!

  8. tom

    Bono is such a fucking hypocrite.

  9. KungFu Panda

    Why is Robin Williams afraid to touch the wheelchair guy?

    • I'mCool

      Because he’s pretty sure the wheelchair man is Christian Bale, and he knows the rant he’ll hear if he steps into the shot.

  10. Mandi

    Haha… hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

    I might make this my desktop background.

  11. Chaka Caca

    Alternate ending of The Fighter where Christian Bale joins U2.

  12. kimmykimkim

    “If you could throw this away for me that’d be great!”

  13. kimmykimkim

    Much to my chagrin, that is NOT Ashton Kutcher in that wheelchair! Fuck this shit!

  14. “Here’s a tuppence, ya yob!!! No!! Don’t try to take it out of my hand. I’ll toss it from here.”

  15. SSHGuru

    For some reason Bono looks ready to bolt should the dirty homeless man in a wheelchair should actually get up and start lurching at him like a zombie.

  16. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Tax bray ay ay …
    Tax bray ay ay ay akes

  17. hmar

    facebook just went public I’m a billionaire. Shillings for everyone! Here my disabled friend, a shilling for you! Weeeeeeeee!

  18. Shitz

    “Eww, is that shit under his nails? Just drop the bill in his hand and get the hell away!”

  19. Coyote

    Just don’t touch Me

  20. “Hide my stash!”

  21. Thank God there was a photog on hand to capture this not-staged-at-all exchange.

  22. Why is that crippled guy giving money to that bum?

  23. Thats funny because I know for a fact Viggo Mortensen HATES jolly ranchers

  24. Urvag

    Ok Bono, we are going to have you hand some change to that bum. Act completely natural (bono extends arm) there we go. Hold that pose. Ok one more time.

  25. “I only give to the poor with other people’s money. Here’s a dollar from the guy behind me.”

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