Alicia Keys performing at the O2 Arena in Dublin. (May 22, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Tickling the ivories with her pooper… Yeah I went there..
Well that’s were I was going.
With that ass, I think it would be more like thumping the ivories.
Cute girl with unfortunate calves and boobs.
And a dynamic voice!
“So, Farrah Abraham thinks she’s kinky cuz she took a glass dildo up her pooper? I’ll show her . . .”
Shown here about to perform Maurice Ravel’s Piano Concerto for the Left Asscheek in D Major.
I saw Little Richard play the piano the same way with his ass once. Small world….
What note do you get when you press all the key simultaneously?
You get a note from your neighbor telling you to stop all the fucking racket before he comes over and shoots you in the head.
And just like that, everyone immediately knew how Alicia got her name.
The only Yamaha with wheels that can hold that ass up.
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